There's this jam called Peptang here and it's really good.
"Oh Russ, it must be organic and really high in fruit %!"
Quite the opposite. And by that I mean the first ingredient is sugar, the next some man-made extra starch shit, and then finally the fruit is third. However, on a scale of 1 to 10 this stuff comes in above listening to that "I'm on a boat" song, while on a boat.
You were probably expecting a story about the Kenyan wildlife or local cultures. Nope. Instead I'm thinking how best to avoid detection when I've lined my suitcase with 15 jars of crack-jam.
